Everyone in my family has killed someone.

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Everyone in my family has killed someone by Benjamin Stevenson... "Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than one. I'm not trying to be dramatic, but it's the truth. We're not a family of psychopaths; some of us are good, some of us are bad, and some of us are just unlucky. I'm Ernest Cunningham. Call me 'Ern' or 'Ernie'. I wish I had killed the person who decided to have our family reunion at a ski resort, but it's much more complicated than that. Have I, too, killed someone? Yes, I have. Who? We shall find out. Everybody in my family has killed someone: my brother, my stepsister, my wife, my father, my mother, my sister-in-law, my aunt's husband, my mother's husband, my aunt... and me."